July 2012
3 posts
Watchlol oh yes
May 2012
5 posts
Watchblingostarr:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
April 2012
1 post
Watchrevoluti0n:
criminalkuntnmugshots:
Devoted her life to sucking animal dick. This is America, people!
This is your neighbor.
what in the ever loving fuck
March 2012
26 posts
Watch
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
3 tags
I've already had the "gay" conversation with my...
Son: Mum...
Me: Yes, son?
Son: I have something to tell you...
Me: Are you doing drugs?
Son: ... N-no!
Me: Did you kill someone?
Son: No, of course not!
Me: Have you been whoring yourself out and now you have an STD?
Son: NO! Mum, can you please listen?
Me: ...
Son: ...
Me: ...
Son: ...
Me: Well?
Son: ... I'm gay...
Me: Is that all? You sounded guilty! I was worried for a minute there!
Son: Wait, wait - that isn't a problem for you?
Me: What?
Son: That I'm gay...
Me: Nope.
Son: Why? Everyone else has a problem with it...
Me: *picks up big knife*
Me: Like who?
Son: MUM! Put the knife down! It's just that I see so many people get angry about it and stuff...
Me: Has anyone hurt you for it?
Son: Yes, but not much. Now can you please put the knife down?!
Me: Then they are horrible people who have no hearts. If you like guys - GREAT! That means you won't go around getting girls pregnant! But seriously, I know I raised you to the best of my ability and I know that you know yourself better than anyone else. If you are comfortable with the fact that you are gay, and you are comfortable enough with it to tell me, then I am perfectly fine with that. And I am proud of you. Being gay should not be a problem for you or anyone else.
Son: *hugs me*
Son: Thanks, Mum. So... can I bring my boyfriend round for dinner tomorrow?
Me: Of course you can! I'd love to meet him! But first we need to play some 'Assassin's Creed' so you can learn how to beat those fuckers who hurt you!
Son: Muuum...
3 tags
#tomyunbornchild
concienciacobarde:
I’m sorry if I ever hurt you. I’m sorry if I ever made you mad. I’m sorry if I ever disappointed you. And I’m sorry I took the selfish route. But, I know that you’re somewhere out there waiting to be in my tummy. And when you’re finally alive, eyes wide open, chest breathing, moving hands…I swear to love you through thick and thin. I swear to love you even when I feel like you...
February 2012
33 posts
